Rocket Pack Sticker
Do you ever dream of slipping on your rocket pack, blasting off into the stars, and never coming home? Just looking your wife in the eyes and telling her, "I'll be right back Darla, I'm just going over to the shop quick."
But you aren't going to the store.
You're going to outer fucking space.
Mouth agape, in terror and joy let the cold exhilarating grip of the cosmos be your redemption.
Darla won't miss you.
Forget your wife.
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Each 4x4-inch sticker is printed on weatherproof vinyl and has a matte UV coating to ensure that it will be staring you in the face for years to come!
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