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GLORP Melty Mutant Trucker Hat!


It's summer! It's time to pack up your sweater vests, throw away your socks and wear some crazy rad shit, man!

What are going to do, die without having ever rocked a neon and black flat billed snapback with a 3.5'' Melty Mutant patch on it?

I know you pretty well, and that's not the kind of dude/dudette that you are. Trust me.